gorgeousdarren: when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
Sometimes when I'm on Tumblr and there's so much... →
sodamnrelatable: THIS ONE, THAT ONE, THAT OVER THERE… and other times my dashboard is dead and i just sit there like;
i hate teachers who don’t let you go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders aren’t connected so just because they peed already doesn’t mean i don’t have to pee anymore.
You will be stupid. You will worry your parents. You will question your own...– Ira Glass (via sadexistences)
my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities and being full of regret
Opening up your test and you see the first...
laugh-addict: “I’m f*cked…”
diannaagr0n: i’d rather post my secrets out to tons of strangers online than tell anyone at school
pudus: was it really necessary for me to be born
When My Mom Says "I Bought Food For You", I'm Like...
When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
me: adds 78503247324750234875237629642 songs to my ipod
me: skips all of them
Yahoo bought Tumblr pass it on
mrsmosby-wannabe: relright: thecouscousqueen: kenyabenyagurl: thinksquad: Announcement coming Monday WHAT DOES THIS MEAN I smell ads coming if this is true I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT
lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
I hate you, but I still I miss you, and a part of me still loves you.– Rudy Fransisco (via wolf-cub)